The Other Side of Wrong

Well I missed the kick in the big game, failed my driving test

Misspelled my ex-girlfriend’s name on the tattoo on my chest

Cuz I can’t do nothing right, and I can’t seem to get along

I’ve forgotten what it looks like on the other side of wrong

I picked a fight with a boxer, scratched an Angel’s hog

Gave a heart attack to the doctor and lost my mama’s dog

I hung a left on a red light and lost my right to drive

Just show me to the shallow end and I’m sure to dive right in

Cuz I can’t do nothing right, and I can’t seem to get along

I’ve forgotten what it looks like on the other side of wrong

So I’m sitting on this barstool in this dirty downtown bar

Drinking up my money and I piss it in the bathroom stall

A man of my disposition should steer clear of alcohol

But if I didn’t make bad decisions, I wouldn’t make no decisions at all

Cuz I can’t do nothing right, and I can’t seem to get along

I’ve forgotten what it looks like on the other side of wrong